Copley High School

JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T FEELING TOO OLD TODAY:
(Courtesy of Jeff Matthews of course)

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STARTING COLLEGE THIS FALL ACROSS THE NATION WERE BORN IN 1990. THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER:

THE 'CHALLENGER' BLOWING UP.

THEIR LIFETIME HAS ALWAYS INCLUDED AIDS.

THE CD WAS INTRODUCED 2 YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.

THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN ANSWERING MACHINE.

THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CABLE.

JAY LENO HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE TONIGHT SHOW.

POPCORN HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOKED IN THE MICROWAVE.

THEY NEVER TOOK A SWIM AND THOUGHT ABOUT JAWS!

THEY DON'T KNOW WHO MORK WAS OR WHERE HE WAS FROM.

THEY NEVER HEARD: 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?', 'I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL', OR 'DE PLANE BOSS, DE PLANE'.

MCDONALD'S NEVER CAME IN STYROFOAM CONTAINERS.

THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE A TYPEWRITER...

DO YOU FEEL OLD YET? (SORRY) PASS THIS ON TO THE OTHER OLD FOGIES ON YOUR LIST.

NOTICE THE LARGER TYPE.. THAT'S FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE TROUBLE READING.

The Cat in the Hat ON Aging

 How many of you were at Woodstock??? Yea, yea, yea....I know ALL of you were. Well just in case there are one or two of you who weren't or if you were, you were too impaired to have heard Joe Cocker in the flesh, this tidbit will clarify alot. Enjoy! (by the way, I WAS there, but impaired...)
http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html

Getting old is a BITCH...any of this apply to YOU....think about it....be Honest! HEY we KNOW you're 50 something!    (I wonder what this page will look like for the 50th...yikes!) 



 





















 The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.' 'I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it', says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. 

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.   'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!! (I think Granpa was a member of the class of 1969...What do you think?)